Plumber Trial

“Order! Order!” the judge called, bringing the courtroom to silence. Those of us on the jury settled down, several people embarrassed about the outburst. “We are here to close the case of Westley Freeman vs the Giant Sewer Rats, not to argue about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not! Mr Freeman, I would ask …

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Sewer Interviews

Today I was out in the field again, collecting data for the Australian Bureau of Random Statistics. My mission for the day was to ask as many people as possible about drain repair and their thoughts on the sewers of Melbourne. The results are quite fascinating. First, I spoke with Garthablog the Twenty-Seventh, who I …

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