Well, everyone, it looks like my KitKot career is over. I have officially gotten my driver’s license! After twenty-four attempts, I am the proud owner of a license and no one can take that away from me. I posted a video on my account of me getting my license approved, and instead of getting cheers and support, people started unfollowing me and commenting on my post to say I’m no longer funny. I’ll admit, that actually hurt me quite a bit.
The video I posted of my car getting a wheel repair in Adelaide didn’t even gain any traction. That meant I had to pay for the service out of my own pocket, which is something I haven’t done since I became mildly famous. I didn’t realise how much of a dint in the hip pocket a car service made. Maybe I shouldn’t have told my followers the good news and should have just acted like I didn’t have my license for the years to come. It would probably be a massive scandal if someone caught me driving and posted a video of it on KitKot. Maybe that would’ve made my downfall even worse than it is now. I guess I’ll never know.
I hope I don’t have to visit any car repair shops anytime soon. I can’t afford to get my car serviced without my loyal following. I had actually quit my job because I was making enough money making videos. If people don’t find me funny then I’m going to have to go back into the workforce and act as if I didn’t know how good fame tasted.
I guess my fifteen minutes of fame are over for now. Maybe I’ll make a video about how my license got revoked and post a couple of videos of me driving into walls or something. Once I get famous again I’ll have to buy another car with tinted windows so that I can drive around without being recognised.