Cars

Easy Drive Listening

There I was, just minding my own business, windows down and Ez-Club Seventy-Seven: Greatest Hits blaring out the windows, which is the only way to drive, I might add. My job involves a lot of driving around my local area, so I try to entertain people with my incredibly loud and obnoxious early-2000s bubble-gum pop. …

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People Against Driving

Hi Michael and Jarrod! My name is Sarah, and I live just outside of your town. I know a big group of people who are also against driving and we’re all a part of our own club called ‘People Against Driving’ or ‘PAD’ for short. We found it funny because cars have brake pads. As …

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Friendly Tyre Repair

My friends is so dumb. He made a bet that we wouldn’t be able to drink any beer on our night out last weekend. It’s like he forgot that other alcohol exists… which is something that I’d never forget. Even his actual bet was dumb. It favoured the four of us so much more than …

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Car Drifting Skills

I just did the safe driving course. It was AWESOME! It was so much cooler than I was expecting. When I looked at the course in this pamphlet my parents gave me, it just looked like this lame thing where I’d have to drive around cones all day. I thought it was going to be …

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Driving Around Australia

I’m gearing up to beat the world record for the shortest amount of time that it’s taken someone to drive around Australia. As it stands, the record is 5 days, 13 hours and 43 minutes and I’m in a better position than anyone to be able to beat it.  I’ve only taken a week and …

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Expensive Car Service

Two days on from finding my girlfriend with another man and I have not yet recovered. The last time I saw her was in my rearview mirror as I was speeding as far away from the scene of the crime as possible. She had her hazards on and was pulled over to the side of …

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Embarrassing Car Service

There’s nothing better than Friday afternoon. The office is buzzing with talks of weekend plans, people are getting restless looking at the clock and the drinks start flowing at 4pm. With the weekend on the horizon, everyone is in a good mood. It’s pretty elite. This Friday started out great, just like all the others. …

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Gone Standard

I never thought I’d be the type to drive a middle-of-the-road sedan, let alone white one with a bog standard interior and enhanced safety features. I mean, come on… who needs a thing that beeps when you start drifting out of your lane, except people who shouldn’t be driving in the first place? And yet, …

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