As far as rushed weddings go, that was one of the better ones. Not that I’ve ever been to a rushed wedding, let alone been the groom at one, but I assume there are worse ways to get married than out of frustration in an abandoned burger restaurant on a 40-degree day. Okay, maybe there …
I think my friend might be possessed. By what, I’m not exactly sure, but it goes by the name of Garthablog the Twenty-Seventh. Isn’t that the name of the antagonist from the upcoming fantasy series, the Giggle McWiggle Chronicles? I might be remembering it wrong. I haven’t read one of Augustus Bland’s blog posts in …
What is carbon monoxide, anyway? Is it some sort of drink? I’m pretty sure there’s this awesome drink going around that the kids call dihydrogen monoxide, so it must be another form of that. Maybe it’s the adult version of it? I’ve heard that humans are carbon-based lifeforms, so I guess that would make sense. …
I never thought I’d need to call for air conditioning repairs, but here I am flicking through a Book of Local Tradies that I conjured with the flick of my wrist. Even though we’re getting toward winter, I still need my aircon working, because it gets really warm underneath my wizard robes, which I’m not …
There I sat, completely hidden in the alcoves of MEGACORP’s corporate building when I heard it. Their evil plan. Fortunately, I was able to record it for you to read. Here’s the transcript. “Is everything ready for operation Take Over Planet Earth for Our Llama Overlords? The timing must be perfect. There is absolutely no …