Well, everyone, it looks like my KitKot career is over. I have officially gotten my driver’s license! After twenty-four attempts, I am the proud owner of a license and no one can take that away from me. I posted a video on my account of me getting my license approved, and instead of getting …
I just did the safe driving course. It was AWESOME! It was so much cooler than I was expecting. When I looked at the course in this pamphlet my parents gave me, it just looked like this lame thing where I’d have to drive around cones all day. I thought it was going to be …
I’m gearing up to beat the world record for the shortest amount of time that it’s taken someone to drive around Australia. As it stands, the record is 5 days, 13 hours and 43 minutes and I’m in a better position than anyone to be able to beat it. I’ve only taken a week and …
I’m sick of always needing my car serviced! It seems like every month I have to get some sort of niggle serviced or repaired only to go back again for something else. It’s some kind of sick joke and it’s gone on long enough. I will be finding a new car mechanic close to Northcote …
Two days on from finding my girlfriend with another man and I have not yet recovered. The last time I saw her was in my rearview mirror as I was speeding as far away from the scene of the crime as possible. She had her hazards on and was pulled over to the side of …
There’s nothing better than Friday afternoon. The office is buzzing with talks of weekend plans, people are getting restless looking at the clock and the drinks start flowing at 4pm. With the weekend on the horizon, everyone is in a good mood. It’s pretty elite. This Friday started out great, just like all the others. …
I never thought I’d be the type to drive a middle-of-the-road sedan, let alone white one with a bog standard interior and enhanced safety features. I mean, come on… who needs a thing that beeps when you start drifting out of your lane, except people who shouldn’t be driving in the first place? And yet, …
I went to a mechanic today, but they couldn’t do what I wanted them to. It was pretty frustrating because I’ve been told by the video game Big Steal Car that mechanics can give paint jobs; all you have to do to get a colour change in the game is drive into a mechanic’s garage …
This is it. The greatest stunt of my career. I can’t be sure that Bessie or I will survive, but we have to try. The people, they’re out there, waiting to be blown away by our show. Avoiding missiles while driving? They’ve seen us do that a thousand times already. Driving over shark tanks with …