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Glass Moon

I’ve got news for you all! The moon landing was a trick. The government has been covering up the fact that the moon is made of glass for decades now. And I’m going to prove it, using science. Let’s start with the basics. Moon has four letters. Two of them are double letters. Glass also …

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Solar System Deeds

This new business of mine is doing great. Who knew that people would be so interested in buying solar systems across the galaxy when we can’t even travel to them yet? Do they consider it an investment?  Today I sold the Sol system to somebody called lam Knot Allen Overlord. Mr Overlord might have an …

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The Hero Awaits

Oh, Great Window Tinter, where are you? I have been searching far and wide for the prophesied hero, but everyone who has seemed close to his true potential has failed the tests. But hope is not lost, for many people have joined the Church of the Tinted Flock recently, and our search is widening. We …

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Glass Smashing Bandit

“Can you believe this, Jon? The recklessness, the sheer vandalism. I’ve never seen anything quite like it, my good man.” “It certainly is a mess, Schlock. Do you have any hunches?” “I have a hunch that whoever did this, really hated glass.” “How astute of you, sir.” I gave him a glare. “I’ll have none …

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