No More Cooling

There I sat, completely hidden in the alcoves of MEGACORP’s corporate building when I heard it. Their evil plan. Fortunately, I was able to record it for you to read. Here’s the transcript. “Is everything ready for operation Take Over Planet Earth for Our Llama Overlords? The timing must be perfect. There is absolutely no …

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The Driving Stuntman

This is it. The greatest stunt of my career. I can’t be sure that Bessie or I will survive, but we have to try. The people, they’re out there, waiting to be blown away by our show. Avoiding missiles while driving? They’ve seen us do that a thousand times already. Driving over shark tanks with …

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Peace in Flowers

This might surprise you, but even evil scientists need to relax from time to time. That’s right, it’s not all destructor-rays and ‘take over the city’. At least, it isn’t for me. I find that planning and implementing these evil plans can be quite tiring. I don’t have the money for a holiday, so I …

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Fantasy Office

I’ve got a great idea for our office’s design, but it’s going to take an almighty pitch. Just picture this: you need to find the best fantasy publisher in Melbourne, so you pick one at random and go to their head office. Inside, you are met with a grand foyer, and you wonder if you’ve …

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Broken Cabin

We drove to the cabin with a plan to face the beast. Little did we know that the beast really was the least of it. What was the beast? It doesn’t really matter. Truthfully, we haven’t even got a good look at the thing. A mutated bear, perhaps. A big furry creature that growls with …

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Glass Moon

I’ve got news for you all! The moon landing was a trick. The government has been covering up the fact that the moon is made of glass for decades now. And I’m going to prove it, using science. Let’s start with the basics. Moon has four letters. Two of them are double letters. Glass also …

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Solar System Deeds

This new business of mine is doing great. Who knew that people would be so interested in buying solar systems across the galaxy when we can’t even travel to them yet? Do they consider it an investment?  Today I sold the Sol system to somebody called lam Knot Allen Overlord. Mr Overlord might have an …

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The Hero Awaits

Oh, Great Window Tinter, where are you? I have been searching far and wide for the prophesied hero, but everyone who has seemed close to his true potential has failed the tests. But hope is not lost, for many people have joined the Church of the Tinted Flock recently, and our search is widening. We …

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Glass Smashing Bandit

“Can you believe this, Jon? The recklessness, the sheer vandalism. I’ve never seen anything quite like it, my good man.” “It certainly is a mess, Schlock. Do you have any hunches?” “I have a hunch that whoever did this, really hated glass.” “How astute of you, sir.” I gave him a glare. “I’ll have none …

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